Marcelle:
- wiggle for pleasure! lol! haha our commercial;). ohh were guna make millions!! *sucha sweet vibration!* haha
-Roll up your window and hava partaaay!!
-PUSSY CAT PUSSY CAT!!silence meens yes;):O!!lmao!!
-eating fishy crackers:P
-dry cleaning:O. lol we all kno what that meens..;)
Kira:
- i looooooooove you!!
-can i colour your teeth??
- HUMPA fruit!! haha
- sexy puppie;)!!
-alexander the great..is..a..HOMO!!haha
-does Orlando count as candy??
Nix,Julz&Emma:
- the Koala's boomarang:|!! lmao! soo many laufs!
- the globe painting at emmas house:|!lmao
-WILDERBEAST!!
Amanda:
-The crab!! haha sand burn!!*ouch*! lol!!
-pinapples and oranges;)!!
-OMG!water in my eye:O;)!!
Tamara:
- Horny mommies!!lol
-our moto;)
Krista:
- look at you;)!!
-sexie duckie
-charades!!
Tom:
- lipstickity. aww lol
me:
-guess what?!? I LOVE TOM!!^_^!!
-2+5=6!!!!!!!!
-oobie song!! haha *oobie. loobie. shoobie. coolie. moobie. fofoolie. cachoolie. boboobie. mamoolie. kaboomie!shaaa. laa. laa. toobie. moobie. zoobie. woobie. loobie. zoomie. wooloolie. tofoolie*
-*i gota bus pass. i gota bus pass. i gota bus passssssssssssssssssss! its orange^_^*
me: Marc are you straight??
marc: NO!! BUT GABE IS!!
me: are you sure..??
marc: YES!!
me: ashton, did you hear, marc's not straight but gabe is!
ashton: ohhh..marc..i never knew you felt that way about me! ..sorry i dont return the feelings.lmao
Emma:
- the pig has 4 legs!!:O!!haha
William:
- ashley and deven!!lol
-caroling:P
michelle:
- i know he has knowledge deep inside him!lol
Tyler:
- sup dawgie??lol
-never kno where those smarties have been..eww lol
Marc: you smell like cheese!!
Gabe: go look in the mirror!!
me: do you think anyone loves me enouf to chase my car..?
Kira: you dont have a car..
Julia:
-would you like some corn bread?? mr.ginggles?? well you can for get it... CAUSE IM GUNA KILL YOU!!! lmao
-the mad cow. MOO
Nix:
- *kira takeing off jacket!* haha
-no affense but you're lame..not wait i take that back..AFFENSE!! lmao
Emma: your head is a perfect drum.
Nix: your face is a perfect BUM!! haha
me: Eric dont stepp on my cape!!!
eric:sorry..
*few secs later*
me: Nix!! get off my cape!!
nix:..oops..
*few secs later*
me: gawd!! EMMA!! STOP STEPPING ON MY CAPE!!
emma:heh sorry
*few secs later*
me:*turns around* JULIA!!GET OFF MY... oh shit that was me.. lmao
Danielle:
-Bad things happen to bad people too! so fuck off!!
-PATATOES OR TAMATOES?!? lol
-HIS name is Tiffany. HE is a girl. lol good one
Hayley:
- i love you more then a fat boy loves porkchops!!lol
me: now eddie what do we do when we fall down??
eddie: make ice angels!!lol
Colton:
- i luv fat people. you slap them and they wiggle like jello! haha! ohh the joy of fat ppls=P!
-the fat guy walkin his bike lol!!
Tom W.& Ryan- greasy pizza!! haha!
Movies:
scary movie:
1)*mrs.Man!*
"do you like scary movies??"
2)the drunken munkey!oohh-ahh-ahh-ahh!!the mad cow.moo!!moooo!! mother fucker!!!
my germs!*pokes pie..my germs!!*pokes pie*..MY GERMS!!*sticks hole hand in pie!!*
:|the clown:|
the weed plant!!
"professor im NOT crazy!!" *runs out of room screaming and waving arms in air!*
haha the walkie-talkies!!;)
3)lady*brushing hair*! haha then when she falls off the cliff:P!lmao*oh shit*
kid that always gets hit by car lmao
the dude that keeps hitting his head!haha
the chainsaw!..THE LEAF BLOWER!!haha!
"Cindy the weathers on!!"
"dont worry about that vase" "what vase?!?" haha!
the dogs fucking
Butterfly effect:
when he falls out of his weel chair and on his face!! haha!
a walk to remember:
Landon's purple sweater:P lol!!
she's soo pretty!!.. in the nerdy weird kinda way..lol
"Jeesus!!:|"
"NO! jamie's father!!" haha
Lord of the rings:
the frodo flop!
"you stupid FAT hobbit!!"
Gollum talkin to him self!
((GOLLUM IS NOT CUTE EMMA!!!))
*the rocky pool is nice and cool. to catch a fish soo juicy sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!!*
~the Oh Henry commercial!!haha tahts the funniest commercial ever!!~
Starsky and Hutch:
do it
*pony falls over*
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